What press car would you order, and how would you destroy it?

"nermal" (nermal) 05/22/2015 at 09:38 • Filed to: important questions, destruction, why didn't i think of that, oopsie

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Now that it’s in the open that somebody tried to order a press car with their Oppo posting privileges, it’s time to figure out the best / worst scenario somebody can come up with for ordering and destroying a press car.

For me? I’d go for a Ram 3500 dually with a manual:

In the course of doing a conservative road test to determine everyday livability, while attempting to get up to highway speeds on an on-ramp, I’d bork a 5-4 downshift and go 5-2 instead. Thus causing severe over-rev and all sorts of shit breaking in the driveline.

LongbowMkII > nermal 05/22/2015 at 09:44

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I’d order an ND Miata. It would disappear under mysterious circumstances (plz don’t look in my garage/shed).

maybe they were right....

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > nermal 05/22/2015 at 09:49

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Mirage. I would enter it in a rally.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > nermal 05/22/2015 at 09:50

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GTI - I would keep pressing the up/down window button until the replay fails and somehow puts the car into reverse.

Jayhawk Jake > nermal 05/22/2015 at 09:53

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C7 Z06, lap it until it dies

OPPOsaurus WRX > nermal 05/22/2015 at 09:54

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this:

to see how long it takes the new one to do this:

not for canada - australian in disguise > nermal 05/22/2015 at 09:54

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Take any Rolls, Phantom, Wraith, Ghost, whatever, and then:

Rally bro!

nermal > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/22/2015 at 09:59

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Sounds like a very exquisite and comfy way to rally.

The obligatory frequent stops to acquire mustard from fellow motorists would definitely hurt your time though.

not for canada - australian in disguise > nermal 05/22/2015 at 10:00

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You’d have to stock up on Caviar.

Justin Hughes > nermal 05/22/2015 at 10:06

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I’d get a Jeep Compass and use it as a rally course car.

Oh, wait...

No, it was NOT a press car, nor did I imply ANY affiliation with ANYONE when I got it.

AthomSfere > nermal 05/22/2015 at 10:20

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McLaren P1.

If anyone asks what happened to it:

AM > nermal 05/22/2015 at 10:50

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This:

I’d take it off-road and really push this supposed “worlds best AWD system” to its limits.

Dusty Ventures > nermal 05/22/2015 at 12:29

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Raptor. Baja 1000